[Pet Name]'s Personal Assistant — Personalised Dog & Cat Owner T-Shirt

Everyone knows who actually runs the house.

The pet's name in a flowing italic serif, job title beneath in bold capitals. It's the joke every pet owner has already made about themselves.

Personalise it: enter your pet's name at checkout. Printed exactly as typed — worth checking, since this one's all about the name.

The tee: Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex staple, soft combed cotton. Printed to order in the UK.

Works for dogs, cats, rabbits, and one very demanding parrot we heard about.